I'm not going to 3GSM this year - we're just too busy (more on that soon, I hope!), so Mr Falletti is representing Future Platforms in Barcelona in 2007. But to try and bask in some of the reflected glory of 3GSM, I'd like to offer a competition.

Last year I came across some really appalling slogans from companies exhibiting. This year, I'll offer a bottle of bubbly to whoever sends me the worst slogan of 2007, as a photo. Judging will be done by me and whoever's nearest me when I run through the entries.

"Never underestimate the power of intent" was my Worst Slogan 2006, for it's pomposity and lack of any discernible meaning. Can you find better this year?